Bathroom Pillow

Last week Annie tried to give me a single pink pillow.
Maybe I could use it around the house, she said.
I politely declined. I don't decorate with pink.
On Saturday Mom and I asked Annie why she has stopped going to Church.
The hard pews, they hurt my rear end, she said.
I suggested she bring the pink pillow with her to remedy that problem.

That old thing, she said, it screams bathroom pillow.
I could never bring that to Church.

Then we had a good laugh at the fact that she tried to pawn her pink pillow that screams bathroom off on me to use in my home.